Scott Jennings Has Hilarious Haiku for Cory Booker’s Publicity Stunt – Twitchy

Democrats are certainly wearing their tail feathers after Corrie Booker made history before … a mother, well, we are not completely sure of what Booker did, but he certainly spoke for a long time.
Most of that time, It seemed not coherent screamingAnd that we assume is the perfect speaker of the party.
Last night, after Bokerer set the record for the longest deficiency in the history of the Senate – while no legislation was actually legislation – the Democratic account X had some proud artworks ready to go!
The longest filibuster in the history of the US Senate! 🔥 Corybooker pic.twitter.com/6hnucdkhjc
Democrats (Heademocrats) April 1, 2025
Of course, this was the only point for wasting the massive Booker at the time of everyone. He just wanted to record a record, and the party wanted to prepare on this issue.
Democrats officially become the Tiktok Challenge Party.
But unintentionally, the Booker may also be the DOGE poster: to accomplish anything, but wasting the largest amount of taxpayers as possible.
But not everyone was ready, like us, to achieve the historic “Boh Bo”. Scott Gennings from CNN, like the modern Langston Hughes, formulated a beautiful poem of Booker.
Haiko Political:
Baker spoke for hours,
Nothing intense, low approval –
Democrats in twenty -one. pic.twitter.com/bte417gcvaScottjenningsky April 2, 2025
Ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha -ha
Jennings is right. While Booker was performing the circus law in the Senate, CNN reported that the classification of Democrats with Americans has reached a new lowest level of 21 percent.
twenty. one.
There are actual viruses to eat meat with higher agreed classifications.
It is hysterical. I think he suffers from another Spartacus moment. Democrats obtained their approvals ranked 21 %. https://t.co/jv1tkmgikh pic.twitter.com/m8ilqdx9p
– Nanceb (NBASCHLETTt_B) April 2, 2025
Booker loves to call himself Spartacus. But X had a better name …
https://t.co/moo9dgchsq pic.twitter.com/ol4gqgjkvj
– USMC Colonel (USMC_COLONEL) April 2, 2025
Others offered poetic balconies similar to Cooper and its meaningless life.
Performing only
The hot windbar is standing there
Do nothing– Contra Costa Gop (Make great CA again) 🇺🇸 (Cocogo) April 2, 2025
Spartacus is the hoarse
No one watched or heard
Yasmine C lead the Democrats– Michaeljellis (@mellis1163) April 2, 2025
Yes, she is doing. This is the best news that Republicans can get at all.
Then Limrix came …
There was once a man, a Korean poker,
Who defined it and what a story!
Save and vibrate,
The bill has not been preserved,
Just wonderful, long ago, and Juri!Foreius (@sociali04281481) April 2, 2025
In the form of Limreck:
There was once a poker named Corrie
It took a day, I spoke a lot, but no story
When its polls took a chip
We saw Spartacus Abide
With the record that resulted in any glory.– Vinnie! Fedi! Mimi! (Vinvidimemi) April 2, 2025
What a wonder. We are only grateful to Limericks, which are safe enough to share it with Twitch (and do not contain the word “nantuckty”).
🤣🤣🤣 Booker believed that this was his bright moments until his employee was arrested with a pistol.
– ** Catzilla ** (Stilettoradio) April 2, 2025
Obus. Yes, This was another defect On Booker has no end in the Senate Chamber.
Immediately before starting it, Corrie Bokier was accompanied by a non -licensee, apparently to carry the armed employee about the security of the Capitol Hill in the Capitol building, then spent the next 15 hours or whatever our lecturer on how we behave in an unhappy manner https://t.co/3snhx9ac pic.twitter.com/mdjgkttkib
– Enguerrand Vii de Coucy (Ingelraramdecoucy) April 1, 2025
Well, it is democratic, after all. Hypocrisy and hierarchical sequence are a kind of their contact cards.
The largest fool on April 1 https://t.co/98m9n59uyh
We were somewhat hoping in the hope that he was somewhere during his endless Turks, Booker will stop and announce that he was just a joke on the day of April Fools.
Unfortunately, he was serious about everything. This means only that the joke was it.
Democrats are stupid poets 😝 https://t.co/45p2k9gtof
Jay Legend (@jaybeize23) April 2, 2025
Nothing better explains the place of Democrats now from speaking continuously without any feasibility and at all. https://t.co/4ipncqm08i
Jeffcokertn April 2, 2025
Talking about breaking records, 21 percent approval is historically low. It is amazingly low.
But we believe in Democrats. We know that they can rise.
Perhaps for their next trick, Mazi Herono will go to the Senate Hall to find out the number of tidal pods you can eat.
(Express the fingers.)
Editor’s note: The Democratic Party was never less popular as voters refused its global agenda.
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