Congrats to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez on the wedding – and to Venice for running them out of town | Emma Brockes

R.Here are many questions about the next wedding ceremony Jeff Bezos To Lauren Sanchez at the end of this week – for example, who in their books the right mind in Venice in the summer of Hi? Why don’t Katie Perry go? And how is Eva Longoria still in every list of guests, although it has not been present since 2012? – But the person who continued to adhere to this: As the third richest man in the world, bezos can, as we assume, the magic of almost any woman on this planet to a kind of marital arrangement with him. In this case, and with all due respect, why Sanchez?

I do not mean that this is rude in that. Lauren Sanchez, a former 55 -year -old TV presenter and a licensed pilot, I’m sure that Peter Ustinov is funny, smart and smart with Peter Austinov as a great dinner guest. On the other hand, her engagement seems to be a comfortable man to take anything but the most obvious options. Bezos became rich, built a missile, and turned himself from the student who taught a lot from Weedy Tech to the book of my vocal master, so that these days he appears to be a man wearing a box of the Amazon cardboard under his polo shirt. This person will choose not only a woman who is only six years old, but the person who, from a stylistic point of view, approaches each year Jooslin and Elenstein The strange cosmetic school speaks either the love of a real spirit match or anything else.

I mean, through it: the strange aesthetic that many women seem to be enthusiastic about the world of Maga to take as a rule. If there is a Maga appearance for women, then this is the person who is embodied not only by Sanchez but by Christie Nayyim, the head of the Internal Security called sarcasm of Barbie ice because of its mixture of appearance similar to the competition, and the strikes that suffer from hard migration, which skiing significantly. “

The strange thing in this style is not that it is enhanced, but it is an aesthetic that seems to be deliberately drawing attention to its artificial in a way that may be referred to, in other contexts, in the name of “bad work”. People with money can make bad options around plastic surgery as well, of course, but unifying this particular appearance – very heavy on filling, silicon and botox to make its wearer not look younger, but weird, and in a state of constant discomfort – indicates something closer to design. If you are the type of person who refers to liberal signals to the story of maids, you may even speculate that this aesthetic has been designed by the richest men in the world to symbolize any extent – you can control the bodies of women around them completely.

But let’s focus on the wedding, which this week provided us with the comfort of the news from Iran, with a scene of a man of $ 223 billion, who is afraid of the angry, angry populations coming with the billiards. It was originally planned in the middle Rifle In Scuola Grande Della Miseicordia, a sixteenth -century meeting hall surrounded by channels, raising the scene of prominent guests including Opera, Kardashians and Ivanka Trump their access to public waterways via an outdoor taxi.

It is safe to say that the gun was not happy. After a group called There is no space for Bezos Gently threatened to disable the arrival of the guests with Black -punchesBizos changed places to a lower hall outside the center. (It should be noted that there is no space for Bezos that is not the same as everyone hates Elon, which is a different group but to activate it with the same amount that got rid of a huge banner in Piaza Saint Marco, which carries the legend, “If you can rent the gun for your wedding, you can pay more taxes.”

“We are very proud of this!” There is no space for Paisos’s official spokesman, To BBC Tuesday. “We are Nobs, we have no money, nothing!” Meanwhile, the protest groups, including Greenpeace, are still planning to demonstrate in the city center on Saturday to attract attention to the outrage of expected private aircraft with 90 signs flying at this event. As for Bezos and Sánchez, let us create a generous note and wish them all the happiness in the world during marriage in a city that you do not want, in front of 200 people who do not know them, in a celebration of money about the meaning. Hurray!

• Emma Brooks is a guardian writer

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