Go off grid? Where would I get my meds, compression socks and corn removers? | Adrian Chiles

I You don’t really want to escape everything. But I am disappointed to realize that I am no longer able to do this anyway. We all have an instinct to fight or trip. Escaping civilization to try your luck in the wilderness is the most extreme expression of the second option. Somewhere, deep, we are militant with the wrong safety of this last resort. Or maybe I am just. Either way, I reached a sad conclusion, in my case, this is not possible.

I started thinking about how to do this. True, I am outside, I decided, by default. Well, what do you take with me? Well, there is a vision to look at it. Just take my specifications, or some contact lenses as well? I only have three weeks. How the soldiers run the short -sightedness behind the enemy lines? There should be a way.

Then there is a tuning. Blood pressure, reflux, hyperactivity disorder in attention deficit, cholesterol, etc., are all arranged in color in color pill. It will escalate with them. What about when running out? Can you wander around a pharmacy and say: “Sorry to bother you, you got out of the network. You couldn’t do some Lisinopril, can you do that?”

Then there are my pressure socks. I cannot manage without them, for the turbulent left leg. Something is spoiled if I don’t wear it. I got only eight, I can only get it a prescription and it takes their ages. How many pants and socks will I need?

Oh my God, I forgot about the orthodontics. Even using them religiously, I am a slave of corn on my left feet. It is suffering, I tell you. There is on the wide open road, I will be involved in the sunset. I suppose I can take Foot Foot Fool Bathy, but this is still more weight. I will have to get rid of Quandsack and go to the backpack instead. Perhaps a wheel bag, too.

You should not forget the forceps, as I have a rose fork in my finger you need to shift. Also, my nasal hair growth accelerates in the spring. I will need to fill an ointment to treat fungi nails. They were all treated now, but I can’t risk after all the work I have done.

Maybe I can throw all these medical tools and be fine. But I doubt that. I will just stay and acknowledge that I am very nice to fight and the elderly of flying. I will make my greetings with that.

Adrian Chilies is a broadcaster, writer, writer and guardian of a guardian