Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin flop is bigger than Katy Perry

As you know, I would simply ignore the journey of a trick of the strange blue origin earlier this week. But after that, it turned beyond my imaginative morals, and here we are all.
Undoubtedly You really know the landmarksJeff Bizus Lauren Sanchez, pop star, and four other women, made a large tourist trip in the name of space, and wearing “space allowances” to require a pair of Spanx underneath. “We will have extensions of eyelashes flying in the capsule,” Sanchez said. Perry said: “We will put” ass “in the astronaut.
I promised this to be a marketing reward for A nation added by the scene. What happened instead was a horrific amount of reaction. Tiktoks make fun of Hamas Katie Perry For “astronomy and astrology”. Suggestions The entire trip was fake. Video footage What appears to be Bezos literally falls on his face In Texas. an act Bezos until the capsule door is truly opened? Ads that the trip “The fully defeated American feministSocial media discussions about whether women are on passengers or crew.
Look, his ass always He was in the astronaut
I was sitting here for a few hours now I am trying to find out how this happened, while Leader without fear Tiktok has been sent to me after Tiktok about how stupid it is.
Look, his ass always He was on the astronaut – NASA imposes on those on board ISS do not miss the leg day. Even under normal circumstances, Perry, Sanchez and other women will be guilty of providing a meaningless speech on how to do space tourism in restoring science for girls. But here, everything was happening against Drumbaats insistence Budget discounts in the actual NASA agencywhile last The missile businessman rearranged the agency to Benefit.
The strength of private space clothes like blue origin is politics, and is increasingly dangerous. Once, the United States did not need to rely on unstable rich to get astronauts to space; NASA built its missiles. But after a series of discounts in the Republican budget, some liberal lamps reached the idea of the commercial crew program, which gave contracts in 2014. However, after the space shuttle retiring in 2011, NASA had no way to send astronauts on its own.
The bullish trend of the commercial crew was that it was a fixed price; The downside was that he made NASA desperately depend on its contractors: Spacex and Boeing.
I think at this point, we can all agree that the commercial staff program was an important failure point for American democracy
How does that happen? Good, Boeing was cut off with some astronauts – including actual A female astronaut – in space when it is Starlener broke down; It had to be saved from ISS by Spacex. Spacex was more Technically Successful, but this means that when Musk – whether it is by smoking weeds, performing uncomfortable launches, pollution, or anything – there was nothing that the government could do really for him. They needed its missiles very badly. I think at this point, we can all agree that the commercial staff program was an important failure point for American democracy, as it has pushed Musk’s Spacex for a long time so that Musk can steal Americans. The most sensitive dataChaos stumbles On social securityAnd use Twitter, now x, to recruit An unknown number of the child’s mammas.
Blue origin, at the same time, barely remained in running. The company has been 20 years ago, He only got 25.6 million dollars By a commercial crew in exploratory grants, and The first heavy launch of GlennThis type of missile that sends satellites and equipment, happened in January This year. Nothing from The well -known scheme Launch operations are allocated to people at all. Although the release of the launch is ambitious for a new missile, the company is still leaving Spacex – while primarily with small winds to indulge in Bezos and Sanchez’s arrogance.
So, on this background, Blue Origin space tourism looks ridiculous, especially with a The price of rumors of $ 28 million For each seat. ((Dennis Tito paid $ 20 million To spend several days on the International Space Station in 2001, by the way, it seems that the blue origin journey is much less cooler than the one that more than 20 years ago) Just hardly What we call space, and remains strictly network. It may be great to see the Earth from outside the Kármán line for 11 minutes – I will do this trip if someone shows me – but it is not, as you know, pioneer. It is not a pioneer for the blue origin. Bezos was in the first human missionAlong with some other men.
What a penetration for women, are I right, girls?
You can see the logic of marketing of saving women later: the first crew (just by chance, all men, I’m sure), then the first female crew. Great marketing. The first two of the first. But your speech in the girl feels strange next to the position of the anti -women government; Actual astronauts and other women in driving Literally erased from NASAdate. Hey, you know who was in the opening of the man responsible for that? Oh yes, the Blue origin Honcho Jeff Bizos. namely, Paisos dictates a $ 1 million bonus For the man who protects him Download the pictures of women in science. Amazon also He paid 40 million dollars for this privilege A documentary film on Melania Trump, Motivated by Brett RatterHe was accused of misconduct and sexual rape.
Moreover, the reason that Sanchez was on a blue origin journey is that it is Literally silly president. What a penetration for women, are I right, girls?
Announcer Jail King, who joined Sanchez and Perry on the new shepherd, It was sensitive to the reverse reaction. She said: “My question is, did you go to space? Especially when you think that the economy is on rocks thanks Stupid definitionsand Inflation is highAnd Cancellation is the arrangement of today. But hey, who was surprised by a rich lady of the deaf tone?
It is not just the feeling of the king. Perry is now enhanced with Windy – that is true, fast food joint – on a few medium tweets. Berry camp is trying to use the people To demand an apology.
The thing is, the king, Perry, and the rest are not the real bad guys here. They were taken to ride. The problem is Bezos, who plays in doing something worthy-what? Atmosphere of his girlfriend? Pretends to be cowboy? You put it better than musk? It seems that if Bezos wants to make a change, he may use his great impact to fight NASA’s destruction. Instead, he plays with his games.
Everything that is going on here, does not work. Even a nation that does not like something better than falling for the scene does not bite this. Perhaps this is just Perry in its floundering age The well poisoned. Perhaps Sanchez is entertaining as it is The worst media instincts I have ever seen. Or some of us may have truly tired of feminist performance even Abortion rights have been evacuated And reach Birth control is increasingly threatened. Perhaps there is no one who rooted to Bizus or his companies. In one way or another, all satellite tourists have turned into a cosmic joke.