Lectern Lecture: Out with the Scold, in with the True
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Note: The following story contains satire.
Today, the First and Second Families had to suffer through a boring and inappropriate political scolding pageant disguised as a sermon at the National Cathedral prayer service. We’ve covered the story here and here. But, leave it to the amazing meme maker on X to take something depressing and negative and turn it into something positively hilarious.
Hit play on this. (He watches)
Well, who did this???π€£π€£π€£ pic.twitter.com/9SgDwZUThs
β El Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) January 21, 2025
“I feel confused sometimes.” We bet you do!
Commentators enjoyed the hysterical spin on the heretical preaching of left-wing activist Bishop Marian Bude.
OMG πππ We all needed that after that devilish service!
– Amy O (@Bullseye_45) January 21, 2025
How did artificial intelligence manage to make their strange sounds and whistles? Awesome.
β π Ζ€Ε and on January 21, 2025
That extreme, leftist, activist, crazy joke by the pastor should never have been allowed to speak at a prayer attended by the President of the United States and his family!
– NonnieQπ (@mommerlynn) January 21, 2025
π€£π€£π€£ It fits perfectly! I feel for you all. I have had the misfortune of having to sit through a church service in this way.
β Lioness Mom (@LionessMom17) January 21, 2025
I would respect her so much more for that speech
β Matt_EUC (@matt_euc) January 21, 2025
It’s funny because it’s true, although we need to double-check on the gardener’s side.
Yes, the timing of President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance’s facial expressions made us wonder.
@JDVance He actually has an expressive face so this was funny! and @RealDonaldTrump He needs a laser from his eyes to bring it down.
– πΊπΈπΊπΈAreWe ThereYetβοΈπΏβ€οΈπ€π (@lenedardar) January 21, 2025
I enjoyed watching Vice President J.D. Vance’s face during this. His face said the quiet part out loud. π π€£
β Rachel 1 (@11JustUs11) January 21, 2025
Where have you seen that look from JD before? pic.twitter.com/xDiHiB1mRE
– renumbered (@ renumbered) January 21, 2025
We love Vance’s “Sure, Tim” face from the discussion.
Melania and Tiffany Trump had their moments in the video as well.
Melania beats Vivien Leigh on whether looks can kill aka “comfortable 8-itch face”, and in this case it was completely justified.
– Just Josie πΉπ΄ππ (@UltraMagaJosie) January 21, 2025
yep
β Charlie Brown (@Gusaroo2) January 21, 2025
Tiffany’s face πππ€£π
– Katie L (@MadHatter7214) January 21, 2025
Look at Tiffany, she’s angry!
– Ali (@AlliBabaras) January 21, 2025
The reactions look so real! π€£π€£π€£
β Marauder Magazine (@MarauderMag) January 21, 2025
It may be cold in Washington, D.C., but it looks like Bishop Bud is on fire for President Trump. that it Too many calories In it Book of Common Prayer.
Machu Caliente ππ₯³π pic.twitter.com/6K5lc9fSpY
– Pamela Raspino Esquin (@PenelopePi15850) January 21, 2025
I don’t know about Juan, but @RealDonaldTrump He looks hot.
β Edward (@Tour30A) January 21, 2025
Hahahaha “too many calories”
β USMCGUNZ (@TrumpsChampion) January 21, 2025
It means “very hot!” Cinco de Mayo is only four months away. Trump should invite the bishop to the Trump Tower Grill for tacos β without the meat, of course!