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Tim Dowling: if I wasn’t so busy doing nothing, I could be having fun | Life and style

S.In a minute, the house is filled – when I walk in the oldest one, his friend, the middle stage, and my wife all causes a hand on a hand juice that is older than selling the car shoe.

“What is happening here?” I say.

“We feel juice,” says the oldest. There are 20 migrats orange consumed on the work surface, and one inch of juice in a cup below the trailer.

“Does it work?” I say.

“Somewhat,” says the middle.

“Maybe I bought a wrong kind of orange,” says my wife.

“Did you buy wax?” I say.

After twelve hours, I find myself alone. My wife, with a very little warning, decided to take a train to Dorset to stay with a friend. Everyone else is already packed. The house is empty, regardless of animals lying on the kitchen floor you see every step. I cannot remember the last time this happened to me; It should be more than a year.

I don’t mind spending time alone, but I can’t pretend that I am good at that. Within 45 minutes, I talk to myself. Anything more than 48 hours and start eating with my hand.

But the more you have to spend a fixed period alone, the bigger problem is that it exposes itself: I don’t know how to use time. Sitting in a desktop shed, I find myself paralyzed because of the frequency.

It is not as if I had no options. I have a lot of options – tax leaves, simple home repairs, and unanswered emails. I can clean my office – an annual event now late three years. I can cut the grass, but I will not get any balance for that.

Leave my office, cross the enlarged grass, enter the kitchen and look around. Three hanging animals raise their heads.

I think, in my opinion, try to find a long-term solution to the problem of dishwasher-there is something wrong in the door latch, so it only works if you close it using the filling bar first.

“But somehow, this is a long -term solution,” I say, to anyone, “Because I have a lot of filling bar.” The new dog wears its tail on the ground twice.

“I am not talking to you, of course,” I say. “But this door, it is a stupid problem. Why can’t my problems be smarter?”

Miao, the cat says.

“I did not mean to open the floor for discussion,” I say. “I was just something.”

I can have a bathroom, I think, or read the book collection book, or both. I can choose one of the five Scandinavian drama series that I am currently in the middle of the road by watching, and ending it in one session. I can remind myself, just return to my office and do some actual works – it is, after all, at 3 pm on Tuesday. But the work is my primary virginity to be not available to do other things. If no one is here to submit demands for me, what is the point?

The old dog stands, sneezing, and urinating on the floor at my feet.

“Great”, I say, raising the dog and calling it in the garden.

After cleaning the person, I ended up with my office sitting on my office, and I grabbed Banjo but I do not play it, while watching global financial indicators in the actual time. This has become my virtual hobby: a seat on the side of the ring until the end of the world.

I receive a text from the application of a language indicating that it may be the time now for an Italian lesson.

“Two years have passed,” I say.

I received an e -mail from my accountant, and I ask now late.

“Laf”, I say. “the pressure”.

My wife sends me a picture of four seedlings sitting in a box in a kind of sale of the countryside.

Her text says: “Do you want this?”

I answer: “What are they?”

“A type of beans”, you write.

“Yes, please,” I write. There he stopped in our connection. On my computer screen, various financial indicators make simultaneous diving in a slow movement.

“Sorry we have already left,” my wife writes.

I think: I can plant my own seedlings, get to the fish store before closing it, or doing my backs. The new dog sticks his head around the door and hid aggressively.

“I am actually right in the middle of something,” I say.

He enters the dog, pushes the hook under the left and elevator.

“We can go for a walk in a minute,” I say. “But as I explained before, I am an important businessman, and I …”

“Miao”, the cat says from the entrance.

“This is my time,” I say.

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