Initially I thought it was satire.
On the ground, Trump administration Publish a press release With the title, “On Earth Day, we finally we have a president who follows science.”
I strangled laughter.
Washington, Adams, Jefferson and every former president have taken action to support science. We challenged John F. Kennedy to go to the moon. Richard Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency. But, apparently, no one is calculated. Praise be to God, “finally” we have Donald Trump. Of course, Trump also could not help himself. The press statement also acquired former President Joe Biden and referred to “the previous administration, which wasted billions of dollars from taxpayers on virtue signals and ineffective confusion.” According to Trump, the man who promoted counter -fax, the man who wants to eliminate climate change sciences, cut money to the Environmental Protection Agency, NASA and the National weather service, is the only president who has ever supported science.
This is not the only funny thing Trump said recently. On Wednesday morning, the President went out of the White House to the northern park and told the press members that he was paying his pocket to a new science column in the White House. “We are putting a beautiful American mark of approximately 100 feet on this side and another on the other side, and feed from the top of the line. They needed the pillars of science for 200 years. It was something I said a lot, as you know, they have no pillar of science itself.
It seems that the current columns of science, with a length of 75 feet, and one over the White House are not counted. Trump does because he is bigger. “You don’t think compensation is increasing, right?” A former member of the Republican Party of Congress asked me. “You may need something that seems patriotic to sit on.”
But wait, there is more.
Defense Secretary Trump, Beit Higseth, appears to have sent texts including the information classified His family members. The Trump administration blamed the corrupt media for that. HegSeth went on Fox News to say that the media and others will be investigated. After all, we were reminded, it is a crime of publishing secret information.
A bowl, meet the kettle.
While I was in that, do not forget this briefing on Tuesday. White House Karoline Leavitt journalist, the press secretary, claimed that the whole Pentagon is outside to get Higseth and is the only one who says the truth. When he was reminded that he was the closest people-the closest to him-who left him because of his less than the stars, Levitte blamed the “dropouts”-these people traitor To the president – to cause problems. As for Hegseth himself, the president still claims to love him – despite the presence of dozens of defense sources and the White House who say that the search for another defense minister. After all, it is difficult to be taken seriously when the Pentagon is considered the “entire” hegseth clown of cable news with bad tattoo that wants to install a makeup room in the Pentagon. Seriously, you cannot configure this.
Meanwhile, comedy continues to come.
In a rare order from Saturday night, the Supreme Court directed the Trump administration “not to remove any member of the supposed category from detainees from the United States until another order from this court,” following an urgent request from the American Civil Liberties Union. By Tuesday, in an oval office spray with billiard correspondents, the president was a public challenge again, saying that he hoped to “obtain cooperation from the courts” to deport “thousands of people ready to go out” and claimed that “you cannot take a trial for all of these people.”
Therefore, who gets legal procedures? It seems that those who only consider Trump deserve – which will only be those who suffer from useful transactions. Breaking canned laughter.
However, it is recognized that the most worthy attempt in the humor in the eyebrow was last week when the Trump administration offered the mother of a crime through the briefing room.
The most difficult thing I did as a reporter is to meet the parents of the dead children who were victims of violent crimes. For several years, I did this on the “most required” TV program, and it affected this level when I left, you needed to find something less drained and emphasized life. So I started writing for PlayBoy magazine.
I learned that the key to conducting an interview with the victim of the crime is not to use it. In fact, I was often explaining this in this way to parents when I approached them about having to restore a terrifying side of their lives, “You may not know that, but in telling your story, you may remember the details that can lead to a memory in one of the viewers that can lead to the murderer.”
It was a great line of walking, but in my years with the show, we discovered hundreds of criminals and helped unify thousands of victims of suffering.
So, when Patti Moreen, the mother of Rachel Mourin, who was killed at the hands of Harban in Maryland, entered the briefing room of Brady and in hidden tones that told the story of her daughter’s death, I was connected to a level that I had not left AMW. I left crying.
I was angry too.
The Trump administration, including the PEP presidential secretary, did something that we have never done on AMW. They took advantage of a mother’s sorrow to raise a political point and do so in an unintended manner, and they are by caring for the sadness of that terrible mother in the chipping of exposure more than Trump cares about drawing the press and Democrats and anyone who does not agree with his accidental removal of a different Salvadori immigrant in Maryland to Salvador. The two cases have nothing to do with them completely, but that did not prevent Trump, once in a mistake, who described Kilmar Abrgo Garcia as a MS-13 member and a terrorist, although he had never committed any of the crime.
The only enemy of this country that I see is Donald Trump-thus all his servants, especially his PEP secretary, who works as Minister of Publishing for the most terrible activities to combat America that any president has taken.
However, again, they deserve laughter because of their venous stupidity, empty thinking, and absolute Chutzpah in preaching to an unknown and unknown. It is like watching Lucy constantly convinced Charlie Brown that she will not pull football from him if he wants to kick it. In this memorandum, Stephen Miller has to fuse in additional work. In fact, it is ranked second after Trump in that square and is a murderer and the prison square in order to publicly lie in the Oval Office about Trump’s upper loss 9-0 regarding the migration that wanders in Miller as Nasr. Of course, Stephen Miller is funny like Hack Comedy in Night Mic Open.
“I saw him in the oval,” said Mary Trump about the president. He looked at Stephen Miller and said: “Hey, we won this, right? “Yes,” Miller said.
Although this is in the end at the expense of our rest, it is still the cause of laughter because it is clearly clear and very modern. Unfortunately, laughter is like a child who continues to stick to his finger in a light socket.
Speaking of Farhan, watching Tesla shares falls while Elon Musk tries to embody Tony Stark worth laughing or two. The joke around the bubble in the capital on Easter was that musk replaced all Easter eggs in chasing eggs at the White House with signs because they are cheaper.
With a few days remaining in the first 100 days of Donald Trump, it is completely clear (to steal a bad saying from Richard Nixon), Donald Trump is still convinced that his opinion is only important – that his words are only the law. It is a kind of Ramsie in the movie “Ten Commandments” when he says, “He commanded them to bow against Pharaoh.” Mark Zaid, a lawyer for freedom of information and national security who lost his security statement because of Trump, in this way, put “the only thing we quoted in this administration is that any decision stems from the President of the United States is the final law. This is the matter. Nothing else.
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However, what can be done, if there is anything, about this unlimited offer of low comedians who suffer from an attack on us daily from the executive branch of the government? This is a natural question that develops from the endless daily TIRADE from the main articles and addresses that tell us that Trump is a tyrant, a liar, a fool and a terrible deception.
“I think things will become rugged and violent,” I think former Republican Conference member Joe Walsh explained to me. “I think that the American people will be in a position in which we will literally have to practice civil disobedience. It will be close to the point where he will say:” We do not need anything from the bad smell, “and announces the combat law. Some say that this will lead to a general strike that would lead to stopping everything to” this may be the only thing that will work. “
This is a way to finish a bad comedy, but it is not the only way.
Harvard filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration to stop the erosion of education. The Associated Press has successfully filed a lawsuit against Trump to keep AP in the White House press group. On Wednesday, 12 countries are prosecuting The Trump administration to raise taxes “illegal imposition” on Americans through the customs tariff. The question remains whether Trump will respect any court decision that is not going on. At least in the AP case, it has already proven that he will not do it.
This leaves what his niece says may be the only remaining procedure: a general blow.
If you cannot use a hook to lift the poor livestock from the theater, then the only remaining way is to just refuse to be part of the audience. Nearly 100 days of Trump in his post, options diminish to suffocate us to madness and ownership to that.
