Wait … WHAT? USSS Whistleblower Tells Josh Hawley Biden Used to Get Lost In His Own Closet – Twitchy
We are not sure how to break this news for everyone, but it seems that there is a strong possibility that the sixteenth president of the United States may have a mental intensity for a small soap dish.
We have heard – and we have seen – some Dozies about Biden at the time since he left the Oval Office, but we even have difficulty believing our ears after the latest Biden news from Senator Josh Holie.
Holie appeared last night on Fox News, noticing the number of violations of the US secret service he was talking about about the assassination attempts in Donald Trump last summer. The lack of detection of law enforcement about these attempts is a scandal, and we hope that Holie can bring some sunlight to this issue.
But when he was burning from Trump to Biden, we almost spit our drink laughing at disbelief. He watches:
Joe Biden spent his years as a head of stumbling in the White House
The Americans lied – and the press was involved in all of this
It was the liberal media that sold this country for years and should bear them pic.twitter.com/gyrxf2vsr
Josh Holie (Hawleymo) May 31, 2025
Well, we are sure that the establishment of the White House has some big tanks, but … what?
Was he trapped there with R. Kelly? Was he traveling to Narya to visit Mr. Tumnus? Maybe looking for more cocaine Hunter?
What is actual hell?
This story about the loss of Biden in the cabinet and a secret service forced to go to recover it … pic.twitter.com/albmhkzs8l
Filmladd (filmladd) May 31, 2025
It should be Jadis, the white witch, has promised a lot of Turkish joy.
Filmladd had another hungry story on the story, with some prior narrative text brilliantly:
In the major maze of the White House, where the corridors whispered the old and new secrets, President Joe ventured in the cabinet as a wardrobe in a backup room for the professor, with a door describing him with an unprecedented weight. The air inside the cold, and it seems that the walls … pic.twitter.com/mell5bxtpk
Filmladd (filmladd) May 31, 2025
… It seems that the walls turn, that the atmosphere, is baffled as a child, found himself turning in circles, unable to distinguish the way to the familiar light of the executive housing. The time spanned, as if it was under a talisman, until the appearance of USher type – known as the secret service agent.
Gently and quickly, the pelvis led him, and restored it to the warmth of the world that he knows, full of the smell of children’s hair and soft ice cream.
Very funny. distinct.
Treasury: pic.twitter.com/Gn6GRF27xu
George MF Washington (GMFWASHINGTON) May 31, 2025
Well, this is logical. Old Biden presented the coffin of the covenant, after all.
Among us https://t.co/wo0IH7IXPG
– Luke Radel (@lukerdel) May 31, 2025
We assume that we can all be lost in our cabinet if we spend a lot of time to accommodate Hunter the night before.
He did more than stumbling in the White House pic.twitter.com/v1eiavlxx
– Marc Cocteaustan (Igor_Cocteau) May 31, 2025
Well, this is total, but let’s face it. We all know that this is also true.
Roomba is lost in the cabinet as well! https://t.co/dmagzuepwg
– Flamingfury (@flamingfury1)) May 31, 2025
Ha.
This is not the first time that Biden is compared to Roomba.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
It is still happy.
A giant indictment of the Democratic Party, Democratic voters, the media, everyone in the Congress and the previous administration who knew and said nothing.
“Biden will be lost in his wardrobe in the White House.”
Taps: the mark: pic.twitter.com/whvy1awbsb
– Electricity headquarters (@ryanhugebrain) May 31, 2025
If this is not a single catastrophic discussion, they would have been allowed to stay at the top of the ticket.
And they would be lying about him,
Joe Biden was “sharp as a path” running our country, and he is responsible for our national security, yet he was unable to find his way out of his wardrobe …. https://t.co/ybsiav9brt
Halley Maja (@haal 2017) May 31, 2025
Can we get a statement from the atmosphere of Scarboro to see if he still thinks this is “the best Biden ever”?
He was never president, he was a resident!
– Ubre de (@Flamingredrose3) May 31, 2025
Frankly, it was barely even for most days.
In Jake Taber’s book, Where he and Alex Thomson are trying to exempt themselves and the rest of the media from any blameTapper notes that he started noting some problems with Biden around 2023.
If we left, regardless of the fact that Tapper then started covering the aging of Biden for a whole year, as it was during the first three years of Biden’s presidency?
They knew. They all knew. And they lied to us without even leaving once.
But hey. At least, Joe Biden got four years at the White House with great adventures with Alanan, Bovy Christmas and PEVensie children.
Perhaps it was fun for him.
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