Your Hip Surgery, My Headache, by David Sedaris

It was good to move away, if it was only for a few hours. To make someone bring I Vascular from nuts and water glasses. On the table, the lady who was wasted in CVS mentioned. Then Mike told us about a woman who monitored Ted Copel carrying a basket of avocado in a farm position in Maryland.
“Made Gotcamond?” I asked.
“Nothing of your cursed work,” and he replied.
I returned the evening to Hue the next morning, saying that there are many next parties. “We hope you come with me to the Christmas lunch in Antonio within two weeks. We enjoyed a lot last year, remember?”
“Two weeks!” Hugh drew towards the outstretched leg. “Look at me! Are you out of your mind?”
John, who went that morning to buy a juice, put a cup of something that poured like wet cement in front of his brother and raised his voice, which was different for him. “Oh my God, David. He underwent a major surgery!”
I raised my voice in return. Well, excuse me! I thought it was in the end You may improve!“
With the use of external care sources, I removed myself from his recovery. Now I wanted to return, but it is too late. After saying, “Whatever you do, do not give him a bell,” I brought Amy Hugh empty, you could put a few quarters.
Clangand Clangand ClangI hear while sitting on my office. Clang, Clang.
“How can I help?” I will ask, the race in the bedroom.
“John is the basement,” says Hugh. “Go, get it and tell him that I need to put my socks.”
I was roasting on the sleeves. “I can do it for you.”
“Just go for John.”
The two were inseparable, and they were spending every morning to dissect their dreams. “So, I returned to Port Angeles under a black sky on the field, where I get this frying-in a frying pan,” John caught, saying a week after his arrival, while he was sitting on the edge of the bed, and massage the oil to Hugh’s feet. “I may be wrong, but I explain this as it means that I can use more copper and iron in my diet.”
In meals, the brothers were reflected in their childhood in Africa. Remember that the Undersecretary of the CIA, who was crushing my mother in Djibouti? ” “What is the name of that Belgian niece in Ethiopia that we presented our monkey?”
Make it difficult to join the conversation. This is unlike when you will visit Amy. Soon after the Hugh Operation, her elderly rabbit, Tina, was sleeping. After a few days, the nose was stuffed and swollen eyes, which came for dinner.
“Is it cold?” John asked.
“In fact, I think I am sensitive to the ghost of Tina,” said Amy.
Hugh has a sister named Ann, and one morning I walked to the dining room and found him talking to her on the loudspeaker. “Do you have comfortable chairs enough?” I asked.
The answer is usually yes, but because of the hip, it had to be raised while sitting. Hugh told her: “There are a few so well if you put a pillow on them.” “In my doctor’s office yesterday, I saw one will be perfect, but there is no way for David to enter the apartment. It is very ugly.”
“Well, with his desire”, I heard that she says. “We are talking about your health here!”
The next morning, I sent a text saying, “Is David any help for you?”
Before Hugh was able to answer, I picked up his phone and wrote, “Nothing at all”, adding expressive symbols – the first time – from the dirt.
I expected her to respond to her with “you joking” or “I can’t believe that for one second.”
Instead, she wrote, “This kind of anger. But then, it is self -involved.”
Instead of sending a text message to her back, I returned to my office and resumed writing in my notes. Self -selfand actuallyI thought. Hyu did not appear to me, who was talking to me, but if it was really ugly, I am sure he did not want it either. Why were you the wicked here?
Hugh went out of pain relievers after the third day. After the eighth, he put his gait and managed to circumvent the use of cane. He has reached the hallway, slowly, then along the way to the corner. Now that he didn’t need much attention, I started taking John to see a little city. One afternoon, on the C train, we got to a man who was urinating on himself – and he would likely do it for a long time. The old urine smell was so intense that it emptied half of the metro car. Neither awake nor asleep, sat next to the vodka bodily bottle, muttered.
ExamineI thought, because this is something that every visitor needs to New York to see. After looking at this man for a moment or two, John did not notice the smell or the funny hat of the Santa that the man was wearing, but at his hands. “Did you notice how beautiful it is?” He asked.
I took him for lunch in delicious in Carnegie Hill. Just as our orders arrived, I heard someone asking, “Can we get a picture?”
I must? I thought, I look forward to Yami and realize that the person was not talking to me, but Kevin Spice.
“Was it not canceled?” John asked more loudly than he needed.
I told him while thinking, Check!
We went to Met and MimaThen to the most souvenir stores so that John can buy blouses for his grandchildren. In Times Square, stop shares and take pictures of the advertising paintings because the people who work in this neighborhood cursed our husband. I said when we got home, “I even took him to see the tree at the Rockefeller Center.”
It was huge, as no one in his right mind anywhere near the Rockefeller Center from Thanksgiving to mid -January or so.
“What do you want, medal?” He asked Hugh.
I tried to remember that he was still suffering from pain, and that he was besieged at home to all except thirty minutes a day, he was raising a little stirring. It was difficult for both of us, but he became amazingly easier, shortly before Christmas, John returned to Washington. That morning, Hugh was accompanied by his surgery office to make a date for follow -up.
“Which questions?” Dr. Reef asked after removing the Hugh bandits to check the wound.
“Yes,” I said. “Do you see any reason that makes him not to cook Christmas dinner? We have nine guests coming, and he threatens to meet his needs.”
Replace the doctor. “Oh, I think it is back. However, you may want to take some shortcuts, and use the stove filling instead of homemade, this type of things.”
“stuffing From a box?I said when we went back to the street. “Filling, a period? As if we had Türkiye on Christmas Day! This man did no Learn who was talking to him, right? “
“No, he did not,” Hugh inhaled, and raised his reed to welcome a taxi. And, however, returned. Christmas almost killed him, but no shortcuts were taken. It has made a second entrance for vegetarians and sweets. Looking at another few days, he may have even turned his butter.
I left New York in early January to return to the tour, and when I saw Hugh again, six weeks later, it was fully recovered. Walking, swimming, up and down on the stairs. “It is a miracle!” He said.
I once met a young man who discovered by chance that one of his kidneys died inside him. The doctors removed him, and when I asked what happened to the cavity, he said that his other members had turned a little to work. This is what happened to Hyu, with his pain. It is not as if we were now dedicating it exclusively to politics or artistic appreciation, although both topics have become greater, as well as talking about our families and friends. When he became ancient out again, kindness in our lives together is just a kind of bloating, and everything is crowded except for half a bottle of oxiconine and a long stature toilet seat now gathered from spider strands alongside aluminum infantry in the building, unlimited. ♦