A tale of two suckers: Donald Trump’s plastic straws and Keir Starmer | Stewart Lee

IIt is difficult to know if any store will be appointed by the dark Donald Trump, however normal statements, which I have read as if a handful of offensive concepts were delivered in the air by a monkey, read any arrangement they landed and then put the policy . Until it turns out that they cannot work. At this point, the monkey should be thrown again.
But this month, this month, Trump, who seems to be increasingly composed of the nullification of himself in bags of cheap hot chocolate powder that he steals from three -star hotels, like a bird without a flight stuck in the machine that drives Magnum Mashat, announced it He wants to Building it from the collective graves in Gaza. He did not see Trump Bright? It will not end well. It is unfortunate that their children suffer from bad luck to die next to the car’s coastal extension. We hope that the coming wave of humanity will occur from mass killings in an unequal place inside, which we hope will not make a decent jolf field.
He is Ukraine The limits on which the future of European democracy depends, or is it just a huge extension of the unparalleled corridor, and the value of entertainment/conference tools that currently calm down only through the desire of some losers to continue living in the country they consider at home? Where we see the fallen domino chain that begins with Poland and ends in your background, does Trump only see a series of 18 -year -olds full of men in huge caps and boots of intermediate deals in the field of launch? Pay your golf vehicles on the bones of the dead!
But Trump’s terrible obstacles may be just a constant evidence of the former Akolit Steve Bannon advice, “Dumping the area with disgust”? Does Trump really hate all marine creatures that he must do so Prepare the plastic straw Joe Biden successfully, impossible, banned? He may have once been said to keep his hands for himself by the mermaid. “These things do not work,” Trump said about the straw of paper. “I took them several times, and sometimes they break, They explode“Should millions of sea birds, turtles, sheep and dolphins die because Trump imagines that the straw of paper explodes? Or can he absorb his diet quickly enough to entertain Elon Musk, and the Higseth and Jin Vance House by detecting a set of unpleasant smell from YMCA in the face of Biden in Next time, there is a set of previous satisfaction.
Since Trump, a fully developing man with unlimited money, loves coke, and it is tempting to wonder about the number of unacceptable political decisions that appear to be his desire to be constantly saturated with a gas drink. Perhaps there is an underground lake for things somewhere in the depths of Tindra Greenland that will make the climate crisis, which does not exist, within the reach of deep coke training in Trump? The theatrical incense sector of their seals and dances in the shower liquid because they realize that they have just struck the rich seam of the new black gold. Like a kind of King Diaper King, Trump really had a special button to clarify coke in the Oval Office. We hope not to be mixed with this other button. It would be a shame if all life on Earth was radiated just because Trump wanted a bucket from FIZZ 500 ml of FZZ to adapt to Big Mac and fried potatoes.
But are we supposed to take Trump’s wrong ads seriously? While the last of the relevant voices of the prepared liberal press pen are angered articles on the liberal readers who die Gaza Hotels, Canada and Trump’s invasion, which makes it mandatory to drink everything through Trump Trump Freenom Straw Commany Deluxe Plastic Freedom Straw®, and even cauliflower soup, dismantling the US government’s infrastructure quietly as you knew. There is a cup of tricks in the corners of the Parisian streets with more precise moves.
Half a scale of the harvest that musk carries to wait, the type of people who were under normal circumstances had become rich by inventing a method in which hard -line digital porn substances can be identified directly to the bloodstream in the form of liquid,,, and,,, In light of the false authority of the fake “government efficiency management” for musk, it entered and All data stole About everyone and everything in the United States at all. It doesn’t matter. I am sure they will use it responsibly. What can make a mistake?
Some people gathered in scenes of cost -cutting exercises in musk Poor signs. Others sat and gathered in news clips The back of Kanye West’s naked wife Or I enjoyed disappointing trailers for the new Captain America, while the world because they knew it under your arrogance the size of King. Kiir Starmer has declined, and one may be able to expected the unexpected weapons dog in a neighbors, and avoid direct suspension, Clear the commitment to the declaration of artificial intelligence Like the coward and hope for the best, while Trump wasted and foam. Who will not simply do.
Look. I am disappointed, like the socialist urban socialist socialism by the Starmer government. Although I accept, for example, the immigration crisis must be addressed, I did not expect Starmer, who once left his “village and went to Leeds” and “discovered a completely new world of independent teams – such as orange juice and wedding gift”, to do Thus, with the harsh performance of Nigel Faraj. Treating the deportation crisis, by all means, but not AC *** on this topic. Did the orange juice suffer from insulting their third album, which does not bear its name so that the best 50 in 1984 does not enter only 1984, after 41 years, can be sent Starmer Vitt Cooper Outside desperate lowering, like Paul Golding in the heel.
Currently, as Putin blows With Trump’s protection and unorganized AI threatens to rewrite history in the actual time, Starmer on his knees absorbs the paper straw of Trump’s presidency. I am afraid that the explosion is about to explode.
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