There was a long, winding speech this week. It was broadcast on direct television, with distant -range geopolitical effects, and there is no self -liberation, or random signals for Nazis. But enough Adrian Broody AcceleWe are here to talk about Trump. Heyooooo!
It is clear that we are not the first to make a joke to compare Broody and Trump’s speech. We are not until the fifth. Most of the hosts late at night referred to the Academy Awards ceremony, what about timing and everything. Below, we collected the best in Trump’s speech to Congress, the longest in American history. But do not worry, we will be brief.
Fallon was brief in Trump’s long speech. At the top of the Monolujah, the compulsory Oscar joke was made and left from there quickly. He said: “Adrian Brody was watching like” game respecting. “
Taylor Tomlinson also touched on the title, mainly on how it is better to read TelePrombter. Tomlinson offered a text from a friend watching the speech, who said he gave her a renewed appreciation of what Taylor does every night. The same girl.
Michael Costa is Helding Daily presentation This week, its main focus was on the political stage on both sides of the corridor. He jokingly said that the TLAIB protest will be equally as effective if it is just painted Cold s On that. Costa described the title “Academy Awards for People with Loys”, which is not really justice Governor AwardsNow is it? Costa also mocked Trump for being an adult who cares about the day of April lies, which is, yes, fair enough. The only people who care about the fool of April nowadays are to market people looking to go viral for all wrong reasons.
Seth Maires has finally realized his benefit as a barrier between us (viewers who “get their news” from late at night) and terrible and terrible news. Myers says he used to try to urge people to see the actual news, but after Trump’s address, he is calm. He said, “From now on, you can get your news from me.” “Don’t put yourself in this shit anymore.” Myers put a drawing of 16 films shorter than Trump’s title and more worthful Expressive codes.“
Stephen Colbert went on the air after the Trump address, and his knowledge Late offer To reduce these oxages, resent the pillar so quickly! Colbert pointed out that the good Catholic boy, and pointed out that this living monologue was happening during Mardi Gra, “and as on Bourbon Street, tonight we all came to see some breasts,” he said before he was cut off to Trump, JD Vans, and House Speaker Mike Johnson. But Colbert also participated in some anger of the Democrats who protested. At night PinkColbert was a little positive to say. He said: “It is a kind of bold protest that says,” This is a test print, and your purple mantle is working. “In the words of the immortal Martin Niemöller, first, they came for unionists, and pulled the pink jacket and Mimeograph. Take that, Adolf! “
Former altar Jimmy Kimmel also noticed the title of last night. “This year, for great fasting, we are abandoning democracy,” he said. Maybe we will return it to Easter? Kimmel also referred to everything that happened on Tuesday night. From Trump’s claim that Biden spent 8 million dollars to make mice transformed, Kimmel said, “They are turning Mikis to Mins and Mins to Mickey.” Really, it is a mad world.
