“Women represent half of the planet’s population. … taking advantage of this power of spending, many applications and technology companies have arisen to meet women’s needs.” –New York Times
Given the enlarged interest in mobile applications directed towards the unique needs of women – a wonderful sub -group representing 58 % of the population – the best and brightest Silicon Valley engineers have collected a comprehensive presentation of the promising application stadiums in the valley, which we trust will meet your mysterious and abusive needs.
But before we enter our stadiums – trust me, I was not even a a little The temptation to say “dogs” at that time only – the Silicon Valley wants to emphasize what we feel about women. So let’s be qualified: we recognize women. We see women, with our own eyes, every day. Heck, some of us to speak to women. So let’s assure you: when Almost every major technology executive official The inauguration of President Donald Trump, who did not represent the values of Silicon Valley. Also, the Silicon Valley is, in the end, a plot of land, and we encourage you not to become hysterical and start claiming until the terrestrial soil consistent with your policy. This is not a way to form a friend.
Let’s explain our true commitment to women’s health and well -being with this first stadium: pinkleaf. It is like Doordash, but an uncomplicated version of Doordash that only provides salads, beef fat, and the GLP-1S-all without the need for a credit card! We will only need your name, home address, and the date of the last period. In this way, we can send a free Caesar killer at the beginning of your menstrual cycle! right? Isn’t this great? Laf, we are very happy that you get it, and that you are not one of these women who make everything complicated. Because it is clear that the name Pinkleaf is nothing more than a fun feminine signal to the leafy vegetables. While Peter Thy has a minority stake in the work, with a minority of shareholders who are interested in Theil, Thiel assured us that he is only interested in two things: providing low biography for sleeping women, and full access to our raw data collections, for a purely personal project to recite it in a view of a different intercourse.
Oh, Wow. We lose some of you. But trust me, this next is really exciting. It is called Professy, which is a financial planning and investment application application, Frankly For women, a set of financial calculators and investment tools for regular Girlbosses offer: retirement calculator, tax deduction, automatic investment tools, and strict data schedules showing the amount of time you gain for time by getting rid of an innate housewife at home, leaving behind the frankly intended expectations in society in society and the flow of trade. Think about it: you have a roof over your head, and three square meals a day, you are working zero Hours per week, regardless of your continuous sponsorship of many people with barely brains, are you in complete isolation? AThe second abbreviation Your husband only comes out with his comrades at work four nights per week? seriously. Think about that. (If that is not very hard!)
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- Trevor: It is like ClipPy, the Microsoft Word moving clip, Trevor only lives in women’s phones and corrects any spectacular errors, followed by what Trevor believes will be a better way for the phrase.
- It grows: it’s Venmo, only, the power of spending is linked to every woman, unfortunately, with her wage gap: a realistic reminder to every woman who never stops the lending. Wins-month.
- Mesmar: An application that reminds women of treating themselves with a manicure – and yes, boasts of skin treatments! (The consultants have advised us that a brown could represent an invaluable assets of data for Russian government swifts, making it a threat of “level 2” of American democracy. Stock boxes said they will put billions in the idea.)
- Luvstock: Finally, a dating app with basic filters only! This is true: just a place for women to enter their measurements, the number of eggs, and tolerance with emotional abuse. From there, let the information roll.
- Oreeola: The application reminds women of giving themselves about weekly breast results, photographing it, and downloading the video to our database, where Oreeola citizens can investigate the documents for anything medically or sexually they feel that they are forced to follow up with you. After all, it’s not Ariola – it’s ours.
- Peaches: the same thing as the application of breast cancer, but for the punishment.
Well, my ladies – have we gained your confidence? Or at least a small part of your confidence? Your collective spending has proven with phenomena such as Barbie Movie, The Eras and Renaissance Tours, and a company I can’t say enough good things about them, shein. Women represent nearly $ 32 trillion in global spending strength. Even if we acquire one percentage of that, we will discuss a market worth $ 320 billion. So anyone who does not think that Femtech applications represent the future, I say: Wonderful. Be this way. Facemash certainly had a fair share of haters at Harvard University, but look at Mark Zuckerberg now. How many of you are planning to cancel my follow -up on your Instagram accounts? exactly.
